Long ago, after Samson devastated Gaza with the jawbone of an ass, the Old Testament argued weaponizing a donkey’s mandible was the most effective way to slay Philistines and bring peace to the land of Israel.
The first golfer weighed in on the matter shortly after American voters junked President Joe Biden’s soporific blueprint to end the some 3,000-year-old conflict between the squabbling children of Abraham.
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